Tony works when he needs to, but there are many things he would rather be doing.
This is Tony's e-mailbox answering machine.
Tony is working a reduced schedule this week to spend some time with family. He will do his best to reply to your email and/or tend to your assignment.
If you have an e-mergency, please call him on his cell phone: 603.781.5891.
Thank you,
tony's e-mailbox answering machine
This is Tony's e-mailbox answering machine.
Weird but True: due to the angle of the earth's axis relative to the sun, weekends in Maine at this time of year are often longer than normal. Sometimes by an entire day.
Tony will be back in front of a computer on Tuesday, 7/17. If you have an e-mergency before then, call him on his cell phone: 603.781.5891. As long as the signal finds him, he will call you back.
Thank you,
tony's e-mailbox answering machine
This is Tony's e-mailbox answering machine.
Tony is spending time with some of his favorite people. Hopefully, you are celebrating America's birthday the same way.
If you have an e-mergency, first put down the sparklers, and then call him on his cell phone: 603.781.5891. As long as he hasn't melted from the July heat wave, he will call you back.
Thank you,
tony's e-mailbox answering machine
This is Tony's e-mailbox answering machine.
Tony will be away from his computer for most of today (Thursday, 6/14/18). Instead of using a mouse and keyboard to post things online, he will be using a saw and drill (trying) to help some middle school kids and their science teachers.
If you have an e-mergency, please be sure to call him on his cell phone: 603.781.5891.
Happy Birthday, Mom. Happy Flag Day, everyone else.
Thank you,
tony's e-mailbox answering machine
This is Tony's e-mailbox answering machine.
Tony will be away from his computer until Friday, 5/18 in order to be present as his brother graduates from Coast Guard Officer Candidate School.
If you have an e-mergency, please be sure to call him on his cell phone: 603.781.5891. He won't interrupt the ceremony, but he will call you back as soon as he can.
Thank you,
tony's e-mailbox answering machine
This is Tony's e-mailbox answering machine.
Tony is working reduced hours for the rest of the year, so he can spend some time with his roommates and other assorted family and friends.
If he can get to your task, he will. If you have an e-mergency, please be sure to call him on his cell phone: 603.781.5891.
Merry Merry and Happy Happy,
tony's e-mailbox answering machine
This is Tony's e-mailbox answering machine.
Tony hopes that you are spending time with some cool people, eating some yummy food. That is what he is doing.
If you have an e-mergency before he gets back in the office, please call 603.781.5891. He'll call you back as soon as he can.
Sincerely,
tony's e-mailbox answering machine
This is Tony's e-mailbox answering machine.
Tony is out of the office today (Friday, October 27) to be with family.
If you have an e-mergency, please call 603.781.5891. He'll call you back as soon as he can.
Sincerely,
tony's e-mailbox answering machine
This is Tony's e-mailbox answering machine.
Tony is off to the city with some 7th grade scientists.
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He'll be back next week. If you have an e-mergency, please call 603.781.5891. After he gets out of the astronaut piloting simulator or takes off the VR glasses, he'll try to call you back.
Sincerely,
tony's e-mailbox answering machine
This is Tony's e-mailbox answering machine.
Long weekend? Challenge accepted.
If you have an e-mergency, please call 603.781.5891. Tony will call you back. No, really. He will.
Sincerely,
tony's e-mailbox answering machine
This is Tony's e-mailbox answering machine.
Wednesday = hump day = beach day (when your niece is in from out-of-state).
If you have an e-mergency, please call 603.781.5891. Tony won't get good reception while he is bodysurfing, but he'll have to go back to land eventually.
Sincerely,
tony's e-mailbox answering machine
This is Tony's e-mailbox answering machine.
Apparently June is "Field Trip Month" and Tony feels helping out with his children is somehow more important than "working." What happens when sixty 6th graders run their own city for a day? Tony is finding out: www.enterprisecity.org
If you have an e-mergency, be sure to call 603.781.5891. I'm sure the "city" will be fine without one chaperone for a few minutes. Or will it?
Sincerely,
tony's e-mailbox answering machine
This is Tony's e-mailbox answering machine.
Tony will be away from the electronic boxes in his office on Thursday, May 25. Instead, he will be chaperoning a 6th grade trip to UMaine Orono for the Maine Learning Technology Initiative.
For those of you that are aware of Tony's time as a UNH Wildcat, please do not fear for his safety in Black Bear territory. He will manage, even if he wears a UNH sweatshirt. For those of you unaware of the rivalry between these two schools, now you know. For those of you who don't care, why are you still reading?
If you have an e-mergency, and you really need Tony to miss the workshop on Virtual Reality, be sure to leave a voicemail at 603.781.5891. Just know that if he loses a 6th grader, that's partially on you.
Sincerely,
tony's e-mailbox answering machine
GO CATS!
This is Tony's e-mailbox answering machine.
Tony is either looking for eggs, giant isopods or his sanity. If you see any of them, please don't tell him. He needs to discover them on his own. It will be good for him. Trust me.
He will be back typing and moving that 'mouse' thing around in a few days. If you have an e-mergency, and you need Tony to also look for his cell phone, be sure to leave a voicemail at 603.781.5891.
You may now return to your regularly scheduled activities,
tony's e-mailbox answering machine
This is Tony's e-mailbox answering machine.
Tony is working reduced hours for the rest of the year, because "we work to live, not live to work."
If he can get to your task, he will. If you have an e-mergency, please be sure to call him on his cell phone: 603.781.5891.
Merry Merry and Happy Happy,
tony's e-mailbox answering machine
This is Tony's e-mailbox answering machine.
Gobble. Gobble.
If you have an e-mergency, please call Tony on his cell phone: 603.781.5891. He may get seconds before he calls you back, but he will call you back.
Sincerely,
tony's e-mailbox answering machine
This is Tony's e-mailbox answering machine.
Weddings can happen on Thursdays. There is no rule against it. Tony will be back in front of the computer on Tuesday, after he observes one of those national no-work Mondays.
In the meantime, if you have an e-mergency, please don't hesitate to call him on his cell phone: 603.781.5891. He'll probably even call you back.
Sincerely,
tony's e-mailbox answering machine
This is Tony's e-mailbox answering machine.
From what Tony has been reading on the internet, it seems most people are taking something called a 'long weekend.' After he looked up the definition of both of those words, he thought he would rather hang out with his roommates than type and click.
School starts on Tuesday, so he'll be back in the saddle then. In the meantime, if you have an e-mergency, please don't hesitate to call him on his cell phone: 603.781.5891. He'll probably even call you back.
Sincerely,
tony's e-mailbox answering machine
SUBJECT: This is Tony's e-mailbox answering machine.
What would you do? Not work on the 4th to go to another cookout, or not work on the 6th to go swimming in a lake with the birthday girl and the rest of your family. Yeah, that's what Tony decided too.
In the meantime, if you have an e-mergency, please don't hesitate to call him on his cell phone: 603.781.5891. He'll call you back. After the cake.
Sincerely,
tony's e-mailbox answering machine
SUBJECT: Tony's E-Mailbox Answering Machine
UNPLUG: [uhn-pluhg] verb.
Tony will be back 4/24/16. If you have an e-mergency before then, please don't hesitate to call him on his cell phone: 603.781.5891.
Sincerely,
tony's e-mailbox answering machine
SUBJECT: Tony's E-Mailbox Answering Machine
This is Tony's e-mailbox answering machine.
Tony is helping to mold young minds, chaperoning a very educational 5th grade field trip. Just because it happens to be a sledding field trip, doesn’t mean it can’t be educational.
If you have an e-mergency, please don't hesitate to call him on his cell phone: 603.781.5891. If he doesn’t go off too many jumps, he might even call you back.
Sincerely,
tony's e-mailbox answering machine
SUBJECT: Tony's E-Mailbox Answering Machine
This is Tony's e-mailbox answering machine.
If an email lands in his inbox, but Tony is not around to read it, does it make a sound? Discuss this and other philosophical topics when Tony returns to the office after the long weekend.
If you have an e-mergency, please don't hesitate to call him on his cell phone: 603.781.5891. He might even call you back.
Sincerely,
tony's e-mailbox answering machine
SUBJECT: This is not the reply you are looking for
Tony's e-mailbox answering machine this is.
Tony has resumed his Jedi training, and cannot be reached electronically. If you have found a disturbance in the e-Force, please don't hesitate to call him on his cell phone: 603.781.5891. He might even call you back, if he hasn't turned to the dark side.
Sincerely,
tony's e-mailbox answering machine
This is Tony's e-mailbox answering machine.
Tony needed to take off early to head to the big city for some holiday fun. If you have an e-mergency, please don't hesitate to call him on his cell phone: 603.781.5891. He might even call you back, if he doesn't get lost in the candy cane forest.
Sincerely,
tony's e-mailbox answering machine
This is Tony's e-mailbox answering machine.
Tony is attempting to unplug and be thankful for the things in his life that are not websites (although he is thankful for those too).
If you have an e-mergency, please don't hesitate to call him on his cell phone: 603.781.5891. He might even call you back.
Sincerely,
tony's e-mailbox answering machine
This is Tony's e-mailbox answering machine.
Tony is most likely having a debate with a member of the medical community about how annual physicals don’t necessarily have to happen ‘every’ year. Do you think he’ll win?
If you have an e-mergency, please don't hesitate to call him on his cell phone: 603.781.5891. He might even call you back when the debate is over.
Sincerely,
tony's e-mailbox answering machine
This is Tony's e-mailbox answering machine.
Monday = Funday, if it involves family, friends and something to go swimming in. Not so much with the clicking and typing. That's what Tuesday's are for (he'll be back on 8/18).
If you have an e-mergency, please don't hesitate to call him on his cell phone: 603.781.5891. He might even call you back when he gets out of the water.
Sincerely,
tony's e-mailbox answering machine
This is Tony's e-mailbox answering machine.
Friday afternoon + camp recital + Yarmouth Clam Festival = happy Tony.
If you have an e-mergency, please don't hesitate to call him on his cell phone: 603.781.5891. He'll call you back as soon as the parade passes by.
Sincerely,
tony's e-mailbox answering machine
This is Tony's e-mailbox answering machine.
Tony is taking a half day to go celebrate a birthday on a lake, because, well, what would YOU do if your eight year old daughter asked you?
In the meantime, if you have an e-mergency, please don't hesitate to call him on his cell phone: 603.781.5891. He'll call you back as soon as he can.
Sincerely,
tony's e-mailbox answering machine
This is Tony's e-mailbox answering machine.
Tony is unavailable due to the not-so-awesome stomach bug that has invaded the Palleschi household. He appreciates your patience.
In the meantime, if you have an e-mergency, please don't hesitate to call him on his cell phone: 603.781.5891. He'll call you back as soon as he can.
Sincerely,
tony's e-mailbox answering machine
This is Tony's e-mailbox answering machine.
Tony is on a bus, with a bunch of 4th graders, intending to visit the state capital, and most likely appreciating the job of a teacher.
If they let him out of Augusta, he'll be back in front of the computer on Friday. In the meantime, if you have an e-mergency, please don't hesitate to call him on his cell phone: 603.781.5891. He'll probably even call you back.
Sincerely,
tony's e-mailbox answering machine
This is Tony's computer. Tony has escaped.
He claims he'll be back Monday. In the meantime, if you have an e-mergency, please don't hesitate to call him on his cell phone: 603.781.5891. He won't respond to my calls, but he'll probably call you back.
Sincerely,
tony's computer
This is Tony's e-mailbox answering machine.
Tony told me to tell you, and I quote, "Gobble. Gobble."
He says he'll be back Monday. In the meantime, if you have an e-mergency, please don't hesitate to call him on his cell phone: 603.781.5891. He might even call you back.
Sincerely,
tony's e-mailbox answering machine